No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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