i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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