i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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