STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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