Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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