You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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