i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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