He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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