your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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