Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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