margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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