Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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