is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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