butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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