She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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