I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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