i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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