i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
third nipple confirmed
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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