you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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