do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm sobbing to NWA
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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