Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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