Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm always down for nudity.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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