peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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