Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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