I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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