cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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