I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
worst night to have a conscience
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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