so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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