apparently the secret to your success is patron
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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