Christians are straight up FREAKS
Betty ford says i'm here all night
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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