we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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