I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize