Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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