My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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