we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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