Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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