I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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