We're like a lot better than the average bears
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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