beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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