found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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