i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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