you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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