hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You're a waste of cheezeits
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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