my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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