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I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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no, it is just poor
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
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I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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