Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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