My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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