guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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