I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
whose parrot is this?
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
And then he peed in my hair
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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