I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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